壊れかけのRadio - 松下優也

There was no possibility of taking a walk that day. We had been wandering, indeed, in the leafless shrubbery an hour in the morning; but since dinner (Mrs. Reed, when there was no company, dined early) the cold winter wind had brought with it clouds so sombre, and a rain so penetrating, that further out-door exercise was now out of the question.

I was glad of it: I never liked long walks, especially on chilly afternoons:
Becox I don't know how to start this entry I steal this one lar!!!

UNIMPORTANT

My mother's birthday is this Saturday. I planned to eat at the Italian, but she doesn't want to.

Cy and I decided to finally go to the gym. I'm afraid, exercising is the only way for me to lose weight, while eating 1 meal per day.

And - fogive my stupidity - I am excited
Especially about my personalized work-out plan, because having one sounds so healthy life-ish! And I love all healthy life-ish things!

Also, I noticed that all my sports gear became either unsightly over the years or has gone missing.
So that gives me a really good excuse to shop like no tomorrow!

Finally, I can go buy the New Balance shoes!
How long have they been in in Korea and I still never buy?!

I just googled a bit and showed Cy the designs I like!
Nabeh, she say those aren't real athletic shoes, but plain sneakers, that is to say: unsuitable.

But I don't care! The only thing I care about is that Koreans have better designs than available for sale to Germany! Ah! めんどくせ、な！

Here are some thinspos:

Pics clickable as always

Source: arooki, redopin, cherryspoon, dahong

Good, I am so vain and unworthy of life for caring about how I look at the gym!
But - I love the style! I love how it actually doesn't fit together, because you just don't wear sport shoes on a daily basis.


So yeah, we're going for some shoe shopping in a bit (additionally I need a whole new dazzling gym kit!) and then head to the gym later!
よしゃ！화이팅!

IMPORTANT

ViVi and Jelly scans from October 2012 issues.
Cy got me some from Japan and I would insert a few styles from the newest Jelly, but there are no scans (and I don't really scan myself)

Ok, these are not scans, but my usual compact, jam-packed style summary pics.

The most obvious and hot trend is wearing beanies.
They are everywhere.

I love all kind of headwear and about this beanie-style I especially love this slack and pretty cool aura. It's so boy-ish somehow.

Pics clickable as always

Ver 1) Standard Beanie

Cy calls these sock-beanie, because they look like socks. Haha It's true.
Basically, you can wear every kind of beanie as long as you put it on very lose.

Although most don't have a pompom, it's totally the same effect if your beanie has one.

In case you don't have any beanie at all, you can shop American Apparel's Cuffed Acrylic Lined Beanie.
Jelly model Yuuki Yamamoto wears it (cf. flt green beanie at center top)

Ver 2) Beanie with ears

I don't like these at all, but they are also very popular.

The most popular are the ones like bottom right.
There's also another kind of beanie with ears all over the newest Jelly (like the grey one in the center).

The pompom ears version doesn't appear as often, but strikingly often enough and I know that H&M sold those last winter.

Ver 3) Ear Hat

As you can see this flat hat with cat ears is quite popular (I have not the slightest clue about how it's called - a mixture of pillbox and cocktail hat?), but there are also bowler-shaped hats with ears like Elli Rose is wearing (bottom center)


Wanted to brainwash you all into buying the - behold - SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 2 which has been released just a few days ago
But, I don't have the time

Will save it for an ultra boring blog post soon Hahaha!!


And that concludes my life and fashion update. Hope you guys liked it - and don't forget to comment or subscribe. Talk to you later.

isn't that the standard way for people to end their youtube vids?

Peace out!

Chu, Ailing

P/s: The beginning is from Jane Eyre - an absolutely phantastically boring book, which starts very adorably mainstream-ish.

(But I actually like dramatic-poetic describtions of technically quite unexciting things, which make everything appear very melancholic.

公主病 - 周杰倫

Nice titel pic what? I have so many stocks, but am mostly too lazy to edit lah~
This one I wanted to use for the longest time, cuz it's so unique! I think it's from ViVi (most of the Gyaru title pics are).



Anyways, the only reason I'm here blogging and not curing my insomnia, is because ASOS decided to not accept my coupon code.
Which is ridiculous and outrageous, because I was about to buy the last piece in my size, why you suddenly like this meh?

So now, I'm condemned to sit here and wait for their twitter or email reply while updating my shopping cart every 1h, cuz that's as long as the item will be reserved whenever you put it in the cart, in brief:
Welcome to my fantastic life!!


Somehow the shopping god seems to hate me, only yesterday when I went to the bank my card didn't work lah, and I dunno why but suddenly this bank clerk had to butt in and determined that my card was broken! He invoked a pair of scissors and snap! my beloved card (which had a real nice code somemore!) was in two!


The worst thing is that the fatigue is dying me!
So hard that my stomach hurts!




At least I can use the time to rant a bit.

Among the people I hate most, STUPID PARENTS rank very high!
Moronic shitheads who think their children are gods of a new era wtf~


Some days ago I was at Mc D's and a woman bought a Happy Meal for her 4 -5 yr old son.
When she got the Happy Meal bag she looked inside and with a act cute sulky baby-ish voice said Don't you have any sweets?



YOU FUCKING SIAO AH?


Why make your voice retarded like that?
You 10 years old is it?
Your son will die cuz of no sweets is it?
For fuck you need them?

You fucking want to eat yourself or how?


Not even her son was retarded enough to cry for fucking sweets, but his ding dong mother buay paiseh like that fhl~
What's wrong with you?!

I'm sure he already gets enough sweets anyways and also, sweets aren't even healthy!!!


So why for fucksake must her son get sweets?

Is the joy he will experience when getting the sweets so longlasting and beneficial that it makes him intelligenter, live longer, healthier or a happier individual or in any way a better person?!

Or will it just be another point on your List of fucktarding Do's to turn your child into a self-absorbed moron?!


Why must some parents be obsessed with their offsprings to the point where they lose every sense of reality?!
Why MUST their kids get whatever the world can yield?!


Your kid will neither live or die cuz of sweets, toys, praise, clothing wtf!
They will also neither live or die cuz of fat or salty food, preservatives, too much TV and too few books!


Fucking open your eyes and do us all (cuz we are the one your prone-to-be-damn-full-of-himself brat will pester later) and yourself (unless you wish to end up living with the personlised devil) and your children a favour: STOP THE SPOILING!

If you are Asian and have a son, think twice about my words!


The world would be a so much better place w/o assholey social misfits that you create out of your love-blindness!



I understand that all of us want to raise children with the method of education that we deem is best, but 1stly that doesn't mean it is really the best and 2ndly that doesn't make our kids perfect beings.




And now, because @Asos_HeretoHelp hasn't replied me yet (bt several other persons) and the email staff also seems to be quite busy, I provide you with some fashion inspo from Vivi April!
(images clickable!)

My god why am I in such a generous, philantropic mood today? (my brain must die on me already due to sleepiness) Must be like Christmas already here!




Trend No.1: PASTELL VINTAGE LOSE-FIT TOPS WITH LOGO PRINTS

Looks super cutey dreamy romantic with a touch of a preppy and sporty feel!

where to buy: Junkfood, Local Celebrity, and check ebay out!

I don't know why the models I hate get to wear these looks!
The brown-haired girl is called Yukina I think, and I fucking hate her put-on doe-eyed gaze, her western appearance and her uber fail poses. She's just untalented as a model!
Also her name is serious... I don't like that name LOL



Trend No.2: ANIMAL, PLANT, FRUIT, VEGGI PRINTS

I think this looks totally yummy and fresh and summery.

where to buy: asos, topshop, hm, zara (will) also sell (I guess)

And here Sara-Mary (if that's her name) is over-featured! I hate her super western appearance, which is just cold. Then she got this peroxide blonde hair color somemore! Dislike! (That's also why I cut half of her face out in the right centre pic!)

Oh and Lena looks absolute fab on the left centre pic! She actually wears a cute updo with a petrol blue bow! And the pose, it absolutely flaunts her awesome body! (ok that's enough praising for the next couple o' years)


Why did I hardly see Mitsuki in this issue?
I like her best out of all ViVi Models, beause she looks cute, is funny and - wait for it - she is 100% Japanese (didn't I tell you I'm racist somehow?).
Also her name is not wannabe européen (like Sara-Mary, Elli Rose or wtf-else)



To sport these looks I purchased a lilac coloured pair of jeans on Asos (yes said last item) and a Local Celeb tee ytd.


of course the trouser pic stolen from asos my ass
And yes I fucking love cheeseburgers! And fries! There's a I ❤ Fries tee, too!


Lena Fuji wears it and it's quite cute, except it's blue (not very compatible to me) and super ex! Also uber high shipping costs~ Relatively

What I still need is those patterned stuff, can't find anything though!
And I need a pastell colored jacket, aso can't find!



And now the circle is closing down.
We arrived back at the beginning, namely the FASTFOOD IS LOVE message!!

You may not have noticed, but like a golden thread the topic fast food ran through this post.
Indeed, well planned!



Now then, Courage, my heart, take leave and fare thee well!

Ailing Chu

P/s: I aso dunno what the heck happen to me towards the end!
Must be my lack of sleep~

P/s/s: Have I ever extolled Jay Chou's newest album? I always love his witty lyrics and thoughtful MVs.
There's a song called Ultra Racing Goddess and the lyrics are just hilarious!
Here are some parts I like (translated as best as I could and put into a different context for this)

The colour of your lipstick is too bold
The eyeshadow of your smokey eyes is so thick
Don't entice me!

You painted hearts on your crystal nails,
and run your fingers through your long hair.

While you concentrate on applying mascara
I am concentrated on waiting for you to smile.

GLITTER - Perfume

Again a fashion update (please pronounce fashion japanese or korean style while you read this with your inner voice!)

This time I'd like to show you all these uber cool spiked headbands!

I've seen them on Japanese idol Miliyah Kato and instantly fell in love.
I love this woman, her fashion sense is INSANE !!!

ok, I thought she wore one in her Baby! Baby! Baby! MV, but obviously - she doesn't

But fret not, she wore sth similar for her shop KAWI JAMELE (everything clickable)



I love it!
I love how it adds a hint of punk-rock-feeling and also, it kinda makes you look like The Statue of Liberty o((*^▽^*))o ゲラゲラゲラ

And, isn't she pretty!
It's amazing how she got on, especially the hair color, really looks guurreat on her. (although she died her ends some neon-ish color recently)


It was quite hard to track down this kind of headband (ok, am I retarded, or why do I always want to have things that are close to impossible to find??)
Until now, I only saw Miliyah sporting these and - surprise - models of Korean goth/punk shops!

(yes, they are available from some handicraft freaks or haute couture sellers - ridiculous pricing
and DIY?! - I'm not as free as some of you*)


I got mine from bloodycat



More eye candy from rowky. Images clickable.




Oh and I did found Western ppl with these headbands (on rowky)



I prefer Korean/Japanese version.
Cause I'm racist like that.



Talking about spiked hair accesories, how do you find these cool combs?



Looks a bit like a Stegosaurus, doesn't it? Kinda cute!
I don't really think it's worth being (yet), but well if you like them and have too much free time, check out the DIY (left) or buy from Maison Michel(right) if you have too much money.




Chu, Ailing

P/s: *冗談ですよ！

PARADISE - 松下 優也

The real reason why I don't blog, is no motivation to blog.


There are many things, which I'd like to share with the world, but some mental wall in my brain is preventing me from putting them into words, which satisfy my high authorial demands.

That's why.



Inspired by Korean fashion I decided to walk only in heels.
Korean heels are acutally about 9cm high + 2cm plateau.

This makes women 11cm taller than they are.
Considering that street models (idk how to call them) should be around 164-170, a korean women could be 181cm tall.
WTF

This is a bit very tall!

Anyways, I got the feeling that inside our house I can perfectly walk on heels, but outside the way I walk seems to be rather bumpy.
I need to practice a lot.



Ebay and online stores make me get addicted to fashion.
Although, there are some sick fashion bloggers people out there, who take addicted to a meaning, far beyond my understanding of addiction. (?)


So, most of the time I'm online, I surf Korean online stores and check out their shoes and clothings (and bags).

What I like about Korean fashion is the mature touch it has.
Often cool and edgy, but also very feminine.

Unlike gal fashion, which is very childish and cute, Korean fashion could be called stylish instead.


Since I like both styles I really started to question, my kind of style, or whether I got one.

I like childish&cute popteen style, funky&crazy ranzuki style, a bit punk&goth jelly style, romantic&classic vivi style and edgy&mature Korean style.

Wtf don't I like? I don't like too much punk and goth and decorah. Hahas ❤


Anyways, atm I'm focussing on purchasing Korean style and Vivi style clothings (but not Liz Lisa, I hate that brand!)


I still need a pair of skinny jeans (ordered at yeststyle now suddenly they tell me out of stock lar, fuck you!)
and a pair of heels.

As for the Vivi style, I need some oversized cardigan or some wool oversized top in general (see first pic at the top!)
(Actually Korean people also seldome wear tight tops)


Ok, here's a pic, I bothered to do for you, cuz I'm nice.



See any of the girls (kays, could be just one girl) walking around in baggies or non-heels?
Told ya.

Actually, (as with all fashion styles) you can always wear things which don't exactly fit into the style you are wearing, but it still looks convincing, when the rest of the outfit matches the style. (figure out the sense of this sentence yourself!)

Like, when they don't wear heels they mostly wear chucks/converse shoes, to maintain that cool and sporty look.

Oh and if you're starting some suicidal (is there any word like that? ok, a d was missing) thoughts cuz those girls' legs are imba long, rest assured, I swear, that they are pulled longer digitally.


And this pic shows you some of their shoe designs. Totally fantastic!
I know the shoes are really small on the pics, but you can take a look at the awesome outfits at the same time!
Everybody Yaaaay


err btw... you can click on both pics to see a bigger version of them!


The time will come when I do a post about the most beautiful street models.
Looks forward to it, since there are such beautiful beings out there!
Hahas ❤



+ I want an Alexa bag.
Idk what's so cool about that Alexa Chung faggot, since she's ugly as hell and looks incredibly old (ok, she is~) and her hairstyle is just i use my hair to scrub the floor can?, especially her fringe.
Retarded to the max. Woah, so ugly can?!
(Like and old witch)

And yes, I'm jealous. I would die just to be called Chung.
Chung Chung Chung. Pls go back to the place where your kind of people live, who cut their hair with a sharp stone. Gross! ty ［Edit:and also it looks somehow super constant oily can?］

Anyways, the bag, which was named after her... poor victim, is well... idk by Mulberry?
No, let's put it that way, Mulberry just used some super plain bag shape for some of their bags, named it Alexa and suddenly it got all ex can?
Fu!


In case you think Wah! Last time she say she wan Miu Miu bag, now want other bag! How she ever going to find a husband?!

I want both bags, kays? (in fact, I did say I want several bags~)
Actually, atm, there's a total of 3 bags I want!

In case the husband matter is really related to this: you got a point~


I'd also like to add, that no way I gonna buy the original one, cuz I don't support stupid, brands like Mulberry (may it go bancrupt Hahahaha) and that fugly Alexa.

I know H&M got that bag atm, but, the material is so cheap to the touch~.





Wow, I feel like I talk so much.
Bah! I wish we had sth to eat at home, but dun hv~


Chu, Ailing

P/s: I know I can't really call her faggot, but the words sounds so specially made for her!

P/p/s: Chu^3

P/p/p/s:

I actually don't care about ugly people/ ugliness, as long as their obvious ugliness is not pervertedly underrated to an extent, that it is just widely regarded as beauty.

P/p/p/p/s: which is the case with a.chung, uglyness darn, rihanna ('s voice), beyoncé, 90% of all models, haute couture, 99% of all chanel bags, john galliano's face and everything else related to the clown, valentino's V logo, IU (hahas ❤), nichkhun's (non-existent) singking skills and handsomeness, mediocre korean boybands, singing children, some babies, ...