Thursday, 22 March 2012

你 的 口 红颜色 太过主动.

公主病 - 周杰倫

Nice titel pic what? I have so many stocks, but am mostly too lazy to edit lah~
This one I wanted to use for the longest time, cuz it's so unique! I think it's from ViVi (most of the Gyaru title pics are).

Anyways, the only reason I'm here blogging and not curing my insomnia, is because ASOS decided to not accept my coupon code.
Which is ridiculous and outrageous, because I was about to buy the last piece in my size, why you suddenly like this meh?

So now, I'm condemned to sit here and wait for their twitter or email reply while updating my shopping cart every 1h, cuz that's as long as the item will be reserved whenever you put it in the cart, in brief:
Welcome to my fantastic life!!

Somehow the shopping god seems to hate me, only yesterday when I went to the bank my card didn't work lah, and I dunno why but suddenly this bank clerk had to butt in and determined that my card was broken! He invoked a pair of scissors and snap! my beloved card (which had a real nice code somemore!) was in two!

The worst thing is that the fatigue is dying me!
So hard that my stomach hurts!

At least I can use the time to rant a bit.

Among the people I hate most, STUPID PARENTS rank very high!
Moronic shitheads who think their children are gods of a new era wtf~

Some days ago I was at Mc D's and a woman bought a Happy Meal for her 4 -5 yr old son.
When she got the Happy Meal bag she looked inside and with a act cute sulky baby-ish voice said Don't you have any sweets?


Why make your voice retarded like that?
You 10 years old is it?
Your son will die cuz of no sweets is it?
For fuck you need them?

You fucking want to eat yourself or how?

Not even her son was retarded enough to cry for fucking sweets, but his ding dong mother buay paiseh like that fhl~
What's wrong with you?!

I'm sure he already gets enough sweets anyways and also, sweets aren't even healthy!!!

So why for fucksake must her son get sweets?

Is the joy he will experience when getting the sweets so longlasting and beneficial that it makes him intelligenter, live longer, healthier or a happier individual or in any way a better person?!

Or will it just be another point on your List of fucktarding Do's to turn your child into a self-absorbed moron?!

Why must some parents be obsessed with their offsprings to the point where they lose every sense of reality?!
Why MUST their kids get whatever the world can yield?!

Your kid will neither live or die cuz of sweets, toys, praise, clothing wtf!
They will also neither live or die cuz of fat or salty food, preservatives, too much TV and too few books!

Fucking open your eyes and do us all (cuz we are the one your prone-to-be-damn-full-of-himself brat will pester later) and yourself (unless you wish to end up living with the personlised devil) and your children a favour: STOP THE SPOILING!

If you are Asian and have a son, think twice about my words!

The world would be a so much better place w/o assholey social misfits that you create out of your love-blindness!

I understand that all of us want to raise children with the method of education that we deem is best, but 1stly that doesn't mean it is really the best and 2ndly that doesn't make our kids perfect beings.

And now, because @Asos_HeretoHelp hasn't replied me yet (bt several other persons) and the email staff also seems to be quite busy, I provide you with some fashion inspo from Vivi April!
(images clickable!)

My god why am I in such a generous, philantropic mood today? (my brain must die on me already due to sleepiness) Must be like Christmas already here!


Looks super cutey dreamy romantic with a touch of a preppy and sporty feel!

where to buy: Junkfood, Local Celebrity, and check ebay out!

I don't know why the models I hate get to wear these looks!
The brown-haired girl is called Yukina I think, and I fucking hate her put-on doe-eyed gaze, her western appearance and her uber fail poses. She's just untalented as a model!
Also her name is serious... I don't like that name LOL


I think this looks totally yummy and fresh and summery.

where to buy: asos, topshop, hm, zara (will) also sell (I guess)

And here Sara-Mary (if that's her name) is over-featured! I hate her super western appearance, which is just cold. Then she got this peroxide blonde hair color somemore! Dislike! (That's also why I cut half of her face out in the right centre pic!)

Oh and Lena looks absolute fab on the left centre pic! She actually wears a cute updo with a petrol blue bow! And the pose, it absolutely flaunts her awesome body! (ok that's enough praising for the next couple o' years)

Why did I hardly see Mitsuki in this issue?
I like her best out of all ViVi Models, beause she looks cute, is funny and - wait for it - she is 100% Japanese (didn't I tell you I'm racist somehow?).
Also her name is not wannabe européen (like Sara-Mary, Elli Rose or wtf-else)

To sport these looks I purchased a lilac coloured pair of jeans on Asos (yes said last item) and a Local Celeb tee ytd.

of course the trouser pic stolen from asos my ass
And yes I fucking love cheeseburgers! And fries! There's a IFries tee, too!

Lena Fuji wears it and it's quite cute, except it's blue (not very compatible to me) and super ex! Also uber high shipping costs~ Relatively

What I still need is those patterned stuff, can't find anything though!
And I need a pastell colored jacket, aso can't find!

And now the circle is closing down.
We arrived back at the beginning, namely the FASTFOOD IS LOVE message!!

You may not have noticed, but like a golden thread the topic fast food ran through this post.
Indeed, well planned!

Now then, Courage, my heart, take leave and fare thee well!

Ailing Chu

P/s: I aso dunno what the heck happen to me towards the end!
Must be my lack of sleep~

P/s/s: Have I ever extolled Jay Chou's newest album? I always love his witty lyrics and thoughtful MVs.
There's a song called Ultra Racing Goddess and the lyrics are just hilarious!
Here are some parts I like (translated as best as I could and put into a different context for this)

The colour of your lipstick is too bold
The eyeshadow of your smokey eyes is so thick
Don't entice me!

You painted hearts on your crystal nails,
and run your fingers through your long hair.

While you concentrate on applying mascara
I am concentrated on waiting for you to smile.

Monday, 12 March 2012

ユニコーン x キラキラ x NEBULA

Go Away (Jap ver) - 2NE1

I'm back from a trip to Frankfurt/Germany, to meet up with あかね, who came over from Japan.

She was nice enough to get me a copy from the April issue of JELLY magazine.
Serious, one of the best front covers ever.

AND YES, I can haz an ultra cute-omantic dreamy fairy tale UNICORN CURSOR w/ GLITTER COMING OUT OF HIS HORN!!
suck it up!

Back to the topic, since she liked 山P so much, I just spent hours curing my stomach pain watching his vids, and of 錦戸亮 who is my actual NEWS fav!

ah~ イケメン!

A propos, celeb crush, her boyfriend's bro is a member of Sexy Zone.
You guys know this band?

The youngest member Yo Marius, is half-German, half-Japanese and - wait for it - 11 years old!

I wonder what his parents (especially German father) thought when the agency accepted him Haha

She also met more or less every ViVi model already (including Miliyah Kato) I'm Jelly LOL.

We went sightseeing a bit and dropped by at American Apparel's (where I found nth worth buying as usual), Urban Outfitters' and Hollister.
Their store is really beautiful, the windows show live scenes from some beach in the US. It was only damn crowded and - despite being uber popular in Japan - I think their stuffs are meh.

sweater Urban Outfitters / jeans Motel Rocks / headband Rowky / everything else DUNNO

I got the Urban Renewal sweater for 20+ bucks Ha! It's super alternative ViVi style! It's super heavy and therefore 精品 (Asian wisdom)!
The jeans I bought via asos for a great price also! (nice english hor!) You can still buy them on their own site or via Topshop for example, but not for the same price I payed! Which was less than half of the actual price!
(Pattern) Printed jeans kick ass so you gotta stock up now! I love them!!
And the spiked headband is my fav accessory now! I mentioned them in my previous post!
As for the nail color, I think it's the most beautiful I own. I think I got it from some cheap China store, the color is something like this, fruity red!

On the train my friend and I had an uber long argument about Mouri Ran VS Haibara Ai.

My frn likes Ran, because she is nice, while all other female leads are normal quite bitchy.
Agreed, but that doesn't really make Ran special, because she is unrealistically nice, which makes her a stereotypical anime figure again.

Ai is also a stereotype, but I think, her character is more individual than others. I think she has more personality.
I like that she's not friendly and all, because serious, friendly Ran is boring. (The only thing that isn't boring about Ran is her karate, which she obviously only can, to restrict her boringness)

Also, Ai is far more intelligent and thus a better partner for Shinichi. If there's a murder case, Ai will be much more likely to catch up with Shinichi's thoughts and won't stand in his way, she is even able to help him!

Ran is always totally overwhelmed by Shinichi's actions, super slow and nobody who has a lifestyle like Shinichi can allow himself to drag her along all the time.

I thought up a relationship plan for the important Detective Conan characters some time ago.

My solutions are much better than the happenings in the anime/manga!!

The only persons who end up w/o a relationship according to my idea are Prof. Agasa and Genta (sorry but Agasa is just too old and Genta is too fat and stupid)

So here goes:

  • Conan + Ai / Shinichi + Shiho
  • Dr. Araide + Ran
  • Heiji + Kazua (meh, bt can't find other one)
  • Kaito Kid + his girl
  • Mitsuhiko + Ayumi
  • Kogoro + Eri
  • Takagi + Yumi
  • Shiratori + Sato

If, according to the anime Shinichi and Ran end up together, Ai/Shiho will be forever alone.
Plus, Shiratori and Yumi (and Yumi is just too cute ok?, she is so much better for Takagi, because they are both cute!!!)
If you add Genta and Agasa that makes 5 sad existences!!!

You could also count Araide in, so it makes 6.

My plan is just better in whatever way you look at it.

And btw: They make such an awesome couple - visual-wise!

(ワウ!I didn't know about this OVA, ぜんぜんしらなかった! - must watch!

I could go on for hours posting pics of Conan x Ai, but yeah~ noone's interested, so I gotta leave it at that. しかたがねだろう~?

Finally, I shall first do my 2nd αʹ☆zillion list.

If you are wondering what they are, they are just a collection of stuffs that are directly related to my personality, cuz I'm not only racist, but also self-absorbed to infinity and back.

This time it's αʹ☆zillion boy-ish facts about me, i.e. things about me that are totally un-girly and super boy-ish. I think there are quite many! I'm so un-girlish with soo many things~

  • I fucking dislike any love-themed story. Means mainly almost every book and movie and series and anime with a love couple! (ok, dislike is the wrong word, there is no dislike in my life, only HATE, thus I hate said)
    Worst are rom-coms! Love stories are retarded only - and just not funny okay?!
    I totally hate how cheap love stories are! That's also the reason why I have never watchend any Korean drama! and I hope I never will!*

  • On top of that - I liike Martial Arts movies!!!
    Action movies are also ok, bt there are many boring ones! I like historical Asian movies, too! And I truly watch them for the fighting scenes! My fav fighting scene is still the one from 霍元甲 / Fearless where Jet Li and Master Qin fight and Jet Li eventually breaks Qin's ribs (and heart and every bone around it or so). But I guess if I rewatched a few scenes from 葉問/ Ip Man, I could change my mind.
    I also like Lord Of The Rings, I know so many scenes by heart, I like 300, I like Matrix, I like the Fast and Furious stuff, etc etc you get it

  • Hellsing!
    ok I get it, there are probably 1000s of sadistic 日本freak girls out there who like Hellsing, but I am different okay? I like how Alucard effing kills all the Nazi-lowlife vampires and tears them into pieces!

  • I eat super fast! Embarassingly fast!
    I eat faster than men who served in the army!!!

  • I don't care if anyone wears the same stuff as me and I don't understand why others care
  • I'm mostly too lazy to care for hair do and make-up
  • I'm a total bro! serious~

  • Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Digimon, and all the shit, I watched it all! Ok, I take it back, DB/Z is in fact DA SHIT
    Naruto, Bleach, One Piece cannot really count in, since it's too mainstream, but I watch(ed) lah!
    I even watched Captain Tsubasa/ Super Kickers 2006 ok! I know each shot (Hyuga's tiger shot, Tsubasa's topspin, Napoleon's cannon shoot, etc) just by the noise they make!!! Need no more words!

  • I know and use damn many male insider jokes and movie quotes (like 'This is Spartaaa!' or 'Spartans! Tonight we'll dine in hell!' or 'Fly, you fools' or fuck the touching stuff Sam says at Osgiliath)

  • I enjoy watching football (soccer for idiots) and boxing! Let's get ready to rumble!
    I even like watching Wrestlemania, but only because it's so retarded Haha. (My fav is Cody Rhodes, bt only because he's the most handsome one, sry! he reminds me of Captain Blue from the Red Ribbon Army Hahaha). I even know how their attacks are called!

  • I hate long phone convos. They suck! I'm always being as brief and straight as possible on the phone. Seriously can't be bothered.

  • Also, long-winded convos about relationship problems etc. I'm totally not that kind of person who likes to turn problems over and over. My advices are always clear and once and for all. I don't suddenly change my oppinion, because you a telling me how you feel for the 5th time!
    I don't get why everyone likes to wallow in their misery

*I started Fullhouse just for the sake of it, but when Rain and the girl started to like each other and Rain's Hyung was about to make his move, I stopped!
I also watched The Notebook some time ago with A and on of her friends. And I think there's a scene where この女 was already becoming senile and she walkes down a street or so, right? I screamed Come on, just get yourself run over! A. was so shocked ww (I also compared the guy to Jesus)

I'm afraid, I can't think of anymore facts, but I think there are...

Next time is either, αʹ☆zillion girlish facts about me, or -reasons why I'm racist (I actually don't like it at all, but I gotta be honest over this...).

that's it, またね!

Chu, Ailing

P/S: I just noticed my two last posts' title start with キラキラ (_ _)
Gonna change that now!

Thursday, 1 March 2012

キラキラの夢の中で 僕たちは約束をした.

GLITTER - Perfume

Again a fashion update (please pronounce fashion japanese or korean style while you read this with your inner voice!)

This time I'd like to show you all these uber cool spiked headbands!

I've seen them on Japanese idol Miliyah Kato and instantly fell in love.
I love this woman, her fashion sense is INSANE !!!

ok, I thought she wore one in her Baby! Baby! Baby! MV, but obviously - she doesn't

But fret not, she wore sth similar for her shop KAWI JAMELE (everything clickable)

I love it!
I love how it adds a hint of punk-rock-feeling and also, it kinda makes you look like The Statue of Liberty o((*^▽^*))o ゲラゲラゲラ

And, isn't she pretty!
It's amazing how she got on, especially the hair color, really looks guurreat on her. (although she died her ends some neon-ish color recently)

It was quite hard to track down this kind of headband (ok, am I retarded, or why do I always want to have things that are close to impossible to find??)
Until now, I only saw Miliyah sporting these and - surprise - models of Korean goth/punk shops!

(yes, they are available from some handicraft freaks or haute couture sellers - ridiculous pricing
and DIY?! - I'm not as free as some of you*)

I got mine from bloodycat

More eye candy from rowky. Images clickable.

Oh and I did found Western ppl with these headbands (on rowky)

I prefer Korean/Japanese version.
Cause I'm racist like that.

Talking about spiked hair accesories, how do you find these cool combs?

Looks a bit like a Stegosaurus, doesn't it? Kinda cute!
I don't really think it's worth being (yet), but well if you like them and have too much free time, check out the DIY (left) or buy from Maison Michel(right) if you have too much money.

Chu, Ailing

P/s: *冗談ですよ!